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Joke of the Day
"Subway: When you pay to eat fresh Just like Jared"
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"What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant? A Reba!"
"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."
"Doctor! Is it normal to have one leg longer than the other two?"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it's the R, but it be the C!"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... ...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!"
"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."
"Be right back. -Godot"
"Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does but it smells like soup."
"If batman and catwoman had a kid it would be batcat or the less popular manwoman."