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Joke of the Day
"What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren."
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"Wanna know why I prefer sponge cakes to Jesus? Because sponge cake doesn't take 3 days to rise."
"I watched Lost In Space and loved it! It was a great documentary on Matt Damon."
"They should put barf bags in all the voting booths this year."
"The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts."
"Got bucked off my high horse. Now I only have contusions of grandeur."
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"Is it just me...... or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?"
"Dude's trunk just popped open in front of me on the expressway ramp. I instinctively looked to see if any of you were in there."
"Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else."