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Joke of the Day
"Fencing proves that with enough rules even a sword fight can be boring as hell."
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"Any celebrities who are thinking of dying soon, please befriend me so I can relate a moving and humorous anecdote when you pass."
"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"
"There are 2 screaming kids & a guy talking full voice on his cell in this bank. I'll wave at you on the news tonight as they lead me away."
"Woman: [blushing] I was told there wasn't a single werewolf left in the world. Werewolf: there isn't. I'm married."
"I asked my wife for breakfast in bed... She told me to sleep in the kitchen."
"Justin Bieber's career died for your sins."
"What I say: Get dressed Brush teeth Get in the car What my kids hear: Have a snack Shriek like monkeys Open 3 umbrellas indoors Go poop"
"Your mom's so old, she's probably going to die soon."
"Just got a package in the mail today... DEEZ NUTS! HAHHHHHHH GOT-EEEM"