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Joke of the Day
"Fencing proves that with enough rules even a sword fight can be boring as hell."
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"A prince asked a beautiful princess to marry him.. And she said no. The prince lived happily ever after."
"What would a world without women feel like? A pain in the arse."
"""Push harder"" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor... ""Screw you"" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!"
"How do you piss off /r/jokes? Jokes: son-of-a-b***h"
"What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding nun."
"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"
"This one will probably take a while to understand. What kind of grades did Hitler make in school? Not C's!"
"Standing in the snow on a sub-zero morning, holding a steaming bag of poop, I begin to question my dogs are better than people' philosophy."
"What do get when a ghost picks his nose? Boooooogers!"