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Joke of the Day

"The twin towers remind me of genders There used to be two of them and people get offended when you talk about them"

"I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!"

"Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!"

"How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger? Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette."

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An in""vest""igator :D"

"If you ever meet a girl named stone... Don't take her for granite"

"My dick is good at math. What I'm trying to say is that it's the small things that count."

"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? The Wall."

"My plan to buy a drawing board just fell through. I guess it's back to th-OH GOD DAMNIT."

"How do you make a venetian blind? Poke his eyes out Credits go to my 90 year old grandfather, currently completing his PhD"