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Joke of the Day
"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."
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"I'm an A-Z expert on Olympics now thanks to Rio! From Athletics to zika!"
"WTF!!!! My son just called me the N-word!! Neglectful"
"What's a Londoner's favorite seafood? King's Crustacean."
"If I do get murdered in this motel, will someone please deduct a star from my review over on Yelp? Thanks."
"ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter"
"What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August? A leotard"
"BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]"
"Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me."
"What's the difference between a fish and an elephant? (OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant?"