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Joke of the Day
"Why was the bull popular with all the cows? Because he was smooooooooth"
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"What do you call Hindu ideas about pacifism? Naan Violence"
"At this stage of my life, ""Good in Bed"" means not snoring or stealing the covers."
"My son is a real hand full. I didn't have any tissues handy."
"What is the most environmentally friendly game company? The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years."
"How come sheeps don't fly........... Because they are scared of the Airwolf."
"I just got a 69 on a test.. And the teacher put ""see me after class"" on it... I think I like where this is going ;)"
"You know why Russia is more productive? They're rushin'"
"There may be plenty of fish in the sea... but most of them these days are catfish."
"Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass."