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Joke of the Day

"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs"

"CNN reporting that CNN will be reporting something on CNN. Tune in to CNN for all of the up-to-the-minute stuff CNN is reporting."

"Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996."

"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."

"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"

"....So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon!"

"It's so hot outside... I'm sweating like a poodle at Michael Vicks house."

"Judge: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people."

"Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful Thought of this in traffic yesterday"