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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you come across a tiger while in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."

"Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling? Discus"

"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"

"We all say tomato. There is no alternate pronunciation."

"How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor? He dropped the base."

"Group of 12 year old girls: We're scared of boys. Me: OMG, me tooooooo!"

"What do you call a big trash can? A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL"

"I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself."

"I once dated a girl who had 12 nipples. Sounds pretty crazy, dozentit?"

"If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results."