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Joke of the Day

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Punchline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"

"How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord? ..The leash goes slack"

"So my dog's pregnant & she's never been in contact with another dog & I'm having a lot of accusations thrown my way."

"15 reasons I really hate clickbait jokes. You won't believe what I say in number 7! It'll make your day!"

"It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge."

"""I don't like the taste of water"" - First World Problem"

"Doctor Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do Sir this is a fish and chip shop!"

"If people were as passionate about world affairs as they are about their opinions on tattoos, we'd be on WWVIII by now."

"What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese? I didn't cottage in my pants"

"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"