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Joke of the Day

"I realised I've got a road rage problem when my five-year-old daughter shouted... ...""Pick a fucking lane,you dickhead!"" While sitting in my grocery trolley."

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"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."
"My wife punched me during sex last night. Probably a good idea that my mistress and I do it at her place next time."
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"Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied ""No, it's hail Hitler"""
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