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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado? Quackamole"
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"If Chile and Turkey had a war... Would that be a recipe for disaster? Would Greece get involved?"
"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"
"The band's name is 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."
"The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread."
"If we elect Donald Trump for president... There will be hell toupee"
"*Leans head up to wife as I'm dying* Me: My only regret is... *Coughs loudly* Me: ...not having something cooler to say as I die. *Dies*"
"Why did the guy get aroused by the highway? Because there were lots of turn ons."
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"
"What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters? They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities."