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Joke of the Day

"Oh your baby's name is Walter? Is he close to retirement?"

"It would be hard work being a deep-sea diver they're under a lot of pressure."

"Jesus: My God, why have you forsaken me? God: Lighten up drama queen."

"Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet? He was looking for pooh."

"I got spam from someone named ""Amishguy."" I wonder how fast his windmill had to turn in order for him to email me like that."

"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? He is going to tell you."

"Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best"

"What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!"

"85% of baseball's appeal is good weather and alcohol."

"I miss the good old days when rock stars abused drugs and alchohol. Now they abuse auto-tune and Photoshop."