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Joke of the Day

"Why did Tony cross the road? To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, ""Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"""

"Yess ocifer b-b-but in dog beers I've only had two."

"I asked my wife if she wanted me to do anything from Fifty Shades of Gray. She said yes - be handsome and make a billion dollars."

"They should put barf bags in all the voting booths this year."

"A Pixar movie about Marlin trying to put his son through fish college called Funding Nemo."

"I'm like a dead owl... I just don't give a hoot anymore."

"What do you call the guy who graduates last in medical class? Doctor"

"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "

"I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it."

"Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis? Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things"