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"(NSFW) They've finally published my self-help book about having sex with herbs It's about fucking thyme."
"Who's Microsoft's favorite musician? Adele"
"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."
"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"
"What's Satan's main social media site? Pentagram"
"Did you hear about the guy born without a brain? Never mind."
"I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna."
"If boys had uteruses... If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)"
"Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won't you just text him?"