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Joke of the Day

"Whip cream bikinis are cool but please don't wear chicken gravy again. That's just wrong."

"I went to a Halloween party where everyone was dressed like a sore thumb Not me, no, I stuck out like a vicar."

"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke."

"My wife gained more than 100 pounds during pregnancy, so I started walking 5 miles every day to encourage her. It's been three months and now I'm over 300 miles away from home."

"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was a little quiet."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"

"What do you call a group of singing killer whales? An orca-stra."

"The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series? I didn't even know Chuck Norris had a baseball team."

"What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!"