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Joke of the Day

"Why do melons have traditional weddings? Because they can't elope!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !"

"""What did two years of Spanish classes teach you in high school?"" Nadar"

"What's the difference between pizzas and vaginas...? ...Crust on a pizza is nice..."

"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"

"Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? It keeps you regular."

"HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is? Thor: Hammer time? HR: Get out."

"I can't imagine the difficulties of growing up with 2 gay dads double the dad jokes."

"Me: What are your plans for tonight? 13: Think I'll hang out with you and mom. Me: Goddammit...uh I mean that's great."

"I tried smoking mushrooms today.. ..but the pizza sauce kept putting the lighter out."