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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I actually give a shit when my computer crashes."

"Did you hear about the perverted statistician? Standard deviation wasn't enough for him anymore..."

"Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink all day."

"What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam."

"Everyone should know at least how to fish... So everyone needs learn to be a master baiter."

"Left handed people can't do anything right. That... that's it. That's the joke. You don't get it? Then you're probably left handed."

"Difference between a 4 year old and a nightclub? I don't need a bottle of lube to get into a nightclub."

"There was an explosion at a French cheese store Everywhere you looked, there was a lot of de brie."

"I'm so irritated This is the 5th ATM I've been to today that has 'insufficient funds'."

"Fashion Facts - Adam was the first designer- with his Eden line of clothing Eve wore his first creation- the ribbed t-shirt with fig leaf"