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Joke of the Day

"If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot."

"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."

"While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other? You butterfly!"

"Just because I can't spell Armygeddan..... Doesn't mean its the end of the world...."

"Sugar is the only word in English language in which ""Su"" is pronounced as ""Shu"". I am pretty sure about it."

"They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half."

"Did you hear about the black guy who was shot 15 times? The police said it was the worst case of suicide they had ever seen."

"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."

"What do Trump and his supporters NOT have in common? His supporters have a blind trust."

"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"