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Joke of the Day

"Psycho ward break They were all apprehended quiet fast. Seems they were all logged on Reddit at the same time."

"What does Gucci say when it's cold outside? It's fucking cold"

"I love when cashiers ask you if that's everything. Oh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit."

"I like sleeping with amish women that way i don't have to call the next day"

"Now then - what's an oxymoron?"

"How does a pig write home? With a pig pen."

"I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready."

"I love self depricating humor Its another thing that wont love me back"

"What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow? You stop milking the cow after ten years."

"If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened."