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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is an institution. So is the mental hospital."
Next Joke
"Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle..... The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:"
"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"
"Just got home to find the doors ripped off and everything gone. What kind of bastard could do that to my chocolate advent calendar?"
"What is brown and sticky? a stick"
"So I fired my sphere maker... He kept cutting corners."
"Just saw two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard.... Pillow fight?"
"I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds"
"Why don't pirates like anal? Because they hate having to clean the poop dick."
"It's hard to find true love these days. Even Charles Manson's fiance wanted him for his body."