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Joke of the Day

"My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted... Oh well, better get back to it I suppose."

"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."

"I recently found an audio bible narrated by James Earl Jones Overall it was good, though the book of Luke seemed a bit forced"

"Hey, you wanna win? Nah, we'll pass."

"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"

"When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car."

"He said he wanted to ""put more than just words in my mouth"" and I was like ""I hope you mean hamburgers."""

"Me: 'Why are you going through my phone?' BF: 'Do you have something to hide?' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a thief? Nothing."

"What do you call a work out routine done by a sexy robot? An erector set. I'll see myself out."