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Joke of the Day
"I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work."
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"Have you heard about the muslim sex dolls? They blow themselves up."
"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"
"Why can't Daredevil drive a car? Because he's from New York."
"Christianity is the ultimate daddy issue."
"What do you call a funny jar of sauce Lmayo"
"I just ate a watch... ... It was time consuming. I'm thinking of going for seconds."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year."
"The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy."
"My daughter wrote, ""I will see you every day of our lives,"" on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now."