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Joke of the Day

"I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work."

"I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."

"My favorite joke from tonight's debate ""you have 2 minutes"""

"Why did the chicken cross the ""net"" ? It wanted to get to the other site !"

"I got kicked out of the chorus line I was with. I just couldn't stay in sequins."

"Arguing with women is like getting arrested, anything you say can and will be used against you."

"Why are wedding dresses white? To match the appliances!"

"Women who build walls around yourselves, please consider putting in a gloryhole."

"Definition: Coffin What they carry you offin."

"What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)"