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Joke of the Day
"I had Chinese German food Hour later I was hungry for power"
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"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"
"Why didnt the mole make it to the stripclub? He was slow as molasses."
"Does anyone know if it's worth signing up for this sex offender registry? Will I learn any new moves or techniques?"
"What's big and gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts."
"If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?"
"My brother was in a car accident yesterday... and lost both his left arm and left leg. Actually, he's my half brother. He's all right now."
"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."
"Why do people say children are the future? They are clearly the present. Old people are the future."