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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet? Last year's winner of the blonde ""hide and go seek"" contest"

"Old ladies are not as fucking helpful as they think they are."

"What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman"

"Why is ISIS going after programs? Because they are executable"

"April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!"

"What happens when Jack is angry with his beans? Jack and the beans talk"

"After two months, I finally finished reading a book on herbs & spices It's about thyme. Bet you didn't see that one cumin."

"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"

"What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!"

"Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder."