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Joke of the Day

"I invited Jim for dinner ""Jim from church or Jim who travels everywhere by catapult?"" [Loud thud on the roof] *sigh* ""I'll get the ladders"""

"I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!"

"I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray He's still alive, but his hair looks amazing."

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?"

"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"

"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass"

"Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader."

"My father used to be a soap dealer... ...Don't worry, he's squeaky clean now."

"What do you call a melon with overbearing parents? cantaloupe ;)"