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Joke of the Day

"I invited Jim for dinner ""Jim from church or Jim who travels everywhere by catapult?"" [Loud thud on the roof] *sigh* ""I'll get the ladders"""

"No one really expected the Avatar porn It kinda just came out of the blue"

"If the automated voice tells me they're experiencing ""higher than normal call volume"" every time I call, that is the normal call volume."

"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"

"Did you hear about the curbs going on strike? They're lining the streets in protest"

"I'd just like to say a few words Hat, car, tree, river."

"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks."

"Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? Because he was de-composing."

"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"

"I'm a victim of child abuse Some kid in the park called me ugly"