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Joke of the Day

"No, I don't need a bag; I'm gonna juggle this 12 pack, this bag of ice and this whole roasted chicken on my unicycle while whistling Dixie."

"My brothers first joke- How do you know God isn't black? Because it's not ""I is who I is"" My brother is 35..."

"So there's a new charity, where gay people help disabled people It's going to be called Fruits and Vegetables."

"What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men? Live Jasmine"

"Never ever... Never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice."

"Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u"

"What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan? No home oh"

"adult coping mechanisms: drinking, Netflix, pretending nothing's wrong"

"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."

"Glad marijuana is being legalized. It sure helps coping with the election results."