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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee the way I like my women... ... Pale and weak."
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"Q: How do you milk sheep? .... .... .... A: With iPhone accessories."
"Why old people don't have sex? Have you ever tried pulling a grilled cheese apart?"
"What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"Lots of nouns have particular GROUP names. A MOB of kangaroos, a HERD of cattle, a TEAM of footballers. What is the name for a group of Bankers? A WUNCH."
"what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear."
"If you were on top of a pile of gay guys... would you get off?"
"""Wow this pizza is amazing"" Yes, well it's our specialty dough. We soak it in pickle juice. Dill pickle juice actually. It's a dilldough"
"When a woman suddenly shuts up, a man can hear the theme from Psycho discreetly playing in the background."
"I'm so bad at math that the equation 2n + 2n is foreign to me..."