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Joke of the Day
"Why is England the wettest country? Monarchies have reigned there for centuries."
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"What does your s*** smell like? Freedom."
"4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day"
"Love is like a machine... ...sometimes you just need a good screw to fix it."
"""Better out than in,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon."
"I have an earning disability."
"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."
"Silly joke I made up today.. How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana."
"RIP 2012 (2012-2012)"
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw"