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Joke of the Day
"4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day"
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"Fuck you, Mike's. It's not ""Lemonade for Grownups,"" it's Beer for Babies."
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"Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant"
"if you see suicide squad be sure to stay after the credits. lots of people leave half empty containers of popcorn and you can just have them"
"Job interviewer: ""Why do you want to join the Secret Service?"" Me: ""It's a secret."" Job interviewer: ""You got the job."""
"What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!"
"How do you know when your sister's on her period? NSFW When your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth"