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Joke of the Day
"4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day"
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"1) Open a Kinkos style office supply store in Bel Air 2) Name it Fresh Prints 3) Make millions 4) Move to West Philadelphia"
"Look you asked me to be your child's Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into a mud puddle! ............ And then another horse started having sex with it."
"Did you hear about the obese woman who got a job at a bank? She was a four-chin teller."
"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"
"A sandwich walks into a bar The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear."
"Why was the broom late? because it overswept"
"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."