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Joke of the Day

"A professor and a thespian walk into a Martin Chalifour concert... 69696969696969696969 lololololololololol"

""" You should date black guys"" - how girls tell each other they're fat"

"I wonder how people who are tired of working in the jade business describe their attitude."

"I made my girlfriend cry the other day. I called her son a bloody disappointment. Apparently she's very sensitive about her miscarriage."

"Apparently they're making a porno opera based on the music of Muse They're calling it 'Supermassive Black Hole'"

"I'd kill for Opie's pizza. Unfortunately, they never deliver. :("

"Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day? F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)"

"if a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be rachel"

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."