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Joke of the Day

"Apparently they're making a porno opera based on the music of Muse They're calling it 'Supermassive Black Hole'"

"What is Harry Potters abortion spell? Fetus-Deletus"

"LPT: what to do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub Throw in a load of laundry."

"How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin"

"Hey you guys! Are you all right? NO YOU'RE ALL LEFT! :D"

"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"

"What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites? Creamation."

"Jesus Was Born In The Middle East... Why'd you think he was white?"

"A man walks into a library to check out a book for men with small penises. The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one"""

"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."