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Joke of the Day

"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."

"What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity? A cognac"

"If I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans sorry giraffe but I gotta do what's best for me"

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"

"Why do white girls group in odd numbers? because they *can't even.*"

"I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue."

"Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for Hitler? He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches."

"No one knows what the singer Sia looks like... Hopefully we will Sia Later."

"Everyone has that psycho ex we pray we'll never run into again. If you don't you're probably it."