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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do turtles do for fun? A: Play hide and shell."

"'You'll go to hell for that joke' *in Hell Me: What did you do? Hitler: Genocide, what did you do? Me: Dunno tweeted a joke"

"CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put ""may not hover"" on the box and get out of my sight"

"The nicotine patch is great. I get my addiction out of the hands of the evil tobacco industry and into the loving arms of big pharma."

"What's Thom Yorke's reddit? /u/KarmaPuhlease"

"Fantasy Football Why won't fantasy football let me pick up Aaron Hernandez? He'd be killing on my team!"

"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."

"first date on the first date with girls we play jenga, show her my pull out game is strong."

"What do you call a pessimistic horse? A Neigh-Sayer"

"Those who hesitate... masturbate"