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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter."
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"Need some adultish-humor. I have a girl I like, and I want to make her laugh. What are the best jokes you guys can think of to make a dirty-minded teenage girl laugh?"
"I once dumped a cross-eyed chick Thought she was seeing someone else."
"Today is the anniversary of legal abortions in the US or as the coat hanger industry calls it, Black Friday."
"Today i meet a man with a glass eye He didn't tell me, it just popped out in the conversation"
"A man comes home to his wife with a big bunch of flowers... ""I suppose I'll have to keep my legs open for the next few days!"" The wife says. The husband replies, ""Why? Don't you have any vases?"""
"When I lost my rifle the army charged me $85.That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship. Sometimes shit happens"
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Shania Twain has worn 16 acres of denim during her lifetime"
"I had a dream about Captain Crunch It was really cereal"