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Joke of the Day

"Today i meet a man with a glass eye He didn't tell me, it just popped out in the conversation"

"I accidentally said something that lead a girlfriend to believe I'm a lesbian... Must have been a slip of the tongue"

"It is said that Bill Gates once farted in an Apple store which stank up the entire place. But after all, it's their fault for not having Windows."

"What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen? He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher."

"Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly."

"Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one? Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted."

"Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab"

"I love to online. Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think. There's no memes offline and there are wolves offline."

"What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.... Let the down-votes ensue :)"