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Joke of the Day
"Today i meet a man with a glass eye He didn't tell me, it just popped out in the conversation"
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"Boss - can you pass a piss test? Me - Sure...distance or accuracy?"
"Did you hear about the half-assed hitman? He assinated his targets."
"Cephalopod humour How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus? Six Quid...."
"My kleptomania is getting worse I even stole this joke"
"A guy at the DIY store asked if I wanted decking... ...fortunately I managed to get the first punch in."
"Cable guy's here. I plan on yelling ""DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU IN FRONT OF HIM!"" to my girlfriend before he leaves."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems The pitch is easy. All I do is say ""Good morning"". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed."
"How many dicks do you have to suck before you know you're gay? Three, two for fun and one just to make sure."