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Joke of the Day

"Fun fact: if you say ""I did the math,"" nobody argues with you because they don't want to have to redo the math themselves."

"I think I could get behind Trump... 's wife."

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one."

"London Joke Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction? Because it was a-peeling on the Eye."

"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits"

"In answer to the question ""would you have sex with bill Clinton"" 87 percent of Americans responded No. Not again"

"What was the root of the problem dark ages? The potato famine."

"What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back."

"Today, I cleaned the house. It was awesome. My favorite part was finding things I didn't remember having. Like where'd these kids come from?"

"If I had a nickel for every time I jerked off... I'd be a jizzillionaire!"