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Joke of the Day
"Why did Little Miss Muffet have GPS on her Tuffet? To keep her from losing her whey."
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
"A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition... But it caiman second."
"I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore. The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery."
"Coolest jobs: 1)Beer maker 2)Secretary of War 3)Ninja 4)Guy who pushes scared skydivers"
"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."
"Anyway, I heard some ""Norwegian black metal"" today. Let's just say there's a reason no one ever built cities on it..."
"RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain."
"Why you shouldnt vote for Hillary because Bill always chose someone other than Hillary, and you should too"
"What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards"