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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended? A small medium at-large?"
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"I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right ...but it didn't really pan out."
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"I threw up my hands in disgust last night. Knew I shouldn't have eaten them."
"*octopus goes in for a palm reading* Psychic: ""CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS"""
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"Terrifying to think that every Chinese person is a deadly karate-bomb, just waiting for the slightest provocation to explode."
"""I live my life .402 kilometers at a time, chap"" - Fast and Furious 7: Now We're British"