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Joke of the Day

"If you're constantly posting ""loving my life!"" as your Facebook status, you're probably not."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."

"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."

"What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence."

"How many particles are there in a vaccum? It doesn't matter."

"I rented a tuxedo then didn't need it. Do you know how hard it is to sublet a tuxedo?"

"Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class? He was on a roll!"

"What does Happy Meal and a lonely girl have in common? They both come with a toy in the box."

"Did you hear about all the students who are using brake fluid to get high? The teachers aren't too worried about it. The students can stop anytime."

"Why do Santa and Mrs. Claus not have any children? ...because Santa comes but once a year"