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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The blonde keeps sucking after you slap her."

"In order to catch a cab, one must think like a cab first."

"Supermarket Workers So this woman comes to the meat section of a supermarket and asks the butcher if he has any brain, and he responds with: ""Miss, if I had a brain I wouldn't be working here"""

"A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house"

"A lady said I was catching up to... her in terms of age. I said she must be moving too fast."

"How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida? Was it my knees? Do I have terrorist's knees? Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then? That's good."

"A gynecologist and a pizza delivery man. What do they have in common ? -Both of them can sniff ""the goods"" but no one can touch !"

"Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost."

"Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training. Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon."

"I'm getting tired of having to write ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone."