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Joke of the Day

"Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass"

"If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12."

"Q: What happens when two snails fight? A: They slug it out."

"Can't wait for the next Jason Bourne movie. I heard he becomes a Christian and starts a church for ex-treadstone agents... It's called Bourne Again"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"

"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."

"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"

"What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e that is the question."

"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say hello from the other side."

"I'm glad my parents told me I'm adopted But I don't know why they tell me everday."