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Joke of the Day
"What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships."
Next Joke
"Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers? Math hue."
"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"
"Someone took my spine and replaced it with theirs. I want to get my own back."
"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."
"What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? A buk-buk-BUKKAKE!"
"My dad can beat up your mom. If she's anything like my mom."
"What's more fun than nailing dead babies to a wall? Scraping them back off"
"What does a gay guy call a sausage fest? Feeding Frenzy."
"What is the name of that disgusting, hairy and mostly useless piece of flesh that dangles around the vagina? Your mom."