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Joke of the Day
"Gay jokes aren't funny. Butt fuck it."
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"Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone... In the car I'm driving."
"""I don't have time for this shit!"" I thought, as I sat on the toilet, angry, and late for work."
"""Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest."" Britney Spears whispers, ""Amateur."""
"What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)"
"Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!"
"What do you call a bad ass phone that doesn't work? Off the hook. (It's stupid but I did make it up)"
"My awesomeness, is second only to my modesty!"
"Spreads legs... Nope Spreads two other legs .... Nope Spreads two others .... Dammit, no Spreads last two.... BINGO!! - spider sex"
"If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet."