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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot"

"You're so fat that your husband rolled over after sex, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you."

"If you ever struggle to make your woman happy, just remember Eve was in the Garden of Eden and it wasn't good enough."

"If you're forcing me to choose between you and my dream of making a sequel to the 1982 horror classic then you've got another Thing coming."

"What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!"

"Did you hear about the American Indian who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his own tepee!"

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."

"Obama see title"

"[looking at wife as firefighters cut me out of baby swing at playground] It doesn't say its specifically for babies, Karen"

"""Sweating bullets"" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot."