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Joke of the Day

"Pharmacist: Don't take this while driving and make sure you eat- *crushes pill and snorts off the counter* ""Ok"""

"[spider confronting me] him: yo did you steal my coat? me: [wearing 8-sleeved coat] no this is mine"

"i dont think anyone quotes mlk more than white people who were just accused of racism themselves"

"Do you like Wendy's? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face"

"I took two years of anger management courses Now I'm the manager of four brand new anger stores"

"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"

"Why did the Scotsman sell drugs? He had to get plaid."

"I'm still a virgin because I'm waiting for someone special. I have a retard fetish."

"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol."

"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""