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Joke of the Day

"The Voice Coach Voice Coach: ""Let's start with a scale."" Student: ""Do, re, muuuhh, fa, so, la, ti, doooh!"" Voice Coach: ""Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't take that tone with mi!"""

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"A psychic goes to buy clothes Employee: how about this one? Psychic: That top is too small Employee: You didn't even try it on Psychic: I'm a medium"
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"Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of breakfast and fear."
"Why did the balloon go near the needle? .... Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star."
"Why did the blind man walk into a wall? Somebody shot his dog"
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"Meet my new lizard friend... He's my newt!"
"Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out."
"Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso."