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Joke of the Day

"How do u spell candy w only 2 letters c and y"

"Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant? The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: ""Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."""

"I was addicted to porn... ...but then I beat it."

"Why can Stephen Hawking only do one liners Because he can't do stand ups"

"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""

"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"

"It's amazing the things you'll do for a person when you want to see them naked."

"shoutout to all the objects in my perceptual field. u know who u are ;)"

"Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !"

"Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later."