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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when a woman is pregnant? She switches from Ragu to Prego."

"When I was a kid, I really didn't like the idea of having facial hair... ...but now it's starting to grow on me."

"What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on? ""Sorry, I just needed to vent"""

"Have you heard about the Polish lesbian? She fucks men."

"What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter."

"If you asked Jesus on the cross what he wanted the holiday marking his death to be called, ""Good Friday"" would not have leaped to his mind."

"Why Did John Lennon Get shot? Yoko Ducked"

"It's rude to ask probing questions . . . doubly so to alien abductees."

"I think dinosaurs didn't get hit by a meteor they just all committed suicide because they didn't have internet"

"What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)"