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Joke of the Day
"Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late? Procrastination!"
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"As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I'm out of there within 4 hours."
"Where did king Tut go to masturbate? His Jerkophagus"
"Yo momma so fat The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space."
"""sir we don't hire people to be mannequins"" Me:*strikes mannequin pose* ""No, sir we don-"" M:*new pose* [under breath] ""damn this guys good"""
"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger ... You racist bastard."
"[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT"
"Today is National Pasta Day I have a friend that would have loved today, but sadly she's pastaway"
"My old physics professor: Times flies when you're having fun, Or as frogs say, times fun when you're having flies... That was a long semester"
"As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft."