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Joke of the Day

"What does a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck."

"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."

"What do you do when ISIS attacks? Make a mad Daesh to a shelter"

"What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common? They both have flies on them."

"Sometimes on a clear cool night I look at the stars for hours and wonder what cool things I'd be doing if my Internet weren't down."

"We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot."

"did you hear about the miners' new album? i really dig it"

"Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions? Not /r/movies."

"Why couldn't the melons run away and get married? They cantelope."

"I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing."